1.       Sehwag ko MAYUR pehnao, Sachin ko PEPSI pilao, Dhoni ko BRYLCREEM lagwao, Ganguly ko Chavnpras khilao, Dravid mein CASTROL bharwao,yuvraj ko MALAI MARKE LASSI pilao Lekin in Models ko cricket mat khilao…

2.Sachin and Sourav when 85 years old

Sachin and Ganguly, 75 and 80 years old are sitting on a park bench feeding pigeons and talking about cricket, like they do every day Sachin turns to Sourav and says, “Do you think there’s cricket in heaven?”

Ganguly thinks about it for a minute and replies, “I dunno. But let’s make a deal if I die first, I’ll come back and tell you if there’s cricket in heaven, and if you die first, you do the same.”

They shake on it and sadly a few months later, poor Sachin passes away.

One day Ganguly is sitting there feeding the pigeons when he hears a voice whisper, “Sourav, Sourav!”

Ganguly responds, “Sachin! Is that you?”

“Yes whispers Sachin’s ghost.

Ganguly asks, “So, is there cricket in heaven?” “Well,” says Sachin, “I’ve got good news and bad news.” “Gimme the good news first,” says Ganguly.

Sachin says, “Well there is cricket in heaven.” Ganguly says, “That’s great! What news could be bad enough to ruin that!?”

Sachin sighs and whispers, “You and me, We are going to open the innings on Friday